Patterns are tricky beasts, man. I have no idea why someone would make a dress where the pattern seemed to expand from the middle out, making any wearer automatically look more pregnant, but here we are.
I originally intended to wear this dress to a fashion event tonight, but when my friends bailed I decided there's no such thing as "too fancy for work." When someone asks you what you're all dressed up for, the most appropriate answer is always, "LIFE."
Bonus fun fact: The waist of this dress is actually sheer, but since my boobs ate it, it's totes works appropes! #bloggerhacks