I actually made fun of this on Twitter
the other day (and cracked myself up in the process) but Kimmie
insisted I give it another shot. So, I'm going to try and come up with five things about myself that aren't incredibly boring or weird (but never fear, they will
be totally lame).
And I'm okay with that caffeine dependency. People love to tell you, "THAT STUFF WILL KILL YOU!" to which I always retort a little story about my 101 year old great grandmother who would drink a pepsi every day. Whatever, at least it's usually diet. Oh, sweet nectar of the gods. What a way to go.
True story. And we got our little pug bundle of joy from a family on Craigslist who didn't want her any more. It's a long weird story about how we met, but it couldn't be more perfect. Plus, it makes for a fun party story. Basically he followed me, I followed him, he @replied me and asked me out...and the rest is history. The 21st century is so bizarre.
A couple of weeks ago we were discussing getting tickets to Avenue Q, and I slid the fact that I used to do competitive puppeteering into the conversation. This basically blew BB's mind. I'll just fess up, I was totally that girl in High School who thought she'd be on Broadway some day. Fun fact: I've played Zaneeta in the Music Man THREE TIMES. No one deserves that kind of torture.
Two food related facts in one post? YEAH. GET OVER IT. If I had to choose three things to eat for the rest of my life it would be tacos, burgers, cheese, and potatoes. That's four. Potatoes don't count, they're a side dish. French fries! NOM. Gosh. I love eating. I'd call myself a foodie but I'm not that picky. This is why my thighs will always touch and I'm 9000% okay with that.
Okay. Y'all are gonna run wild with this one...because when I say "nerd" it's not in the sense like, "Oh my gosh I'm so dorky you guys! Sometimes I snort when I laugh!" I'm talking full-on embarrassing world of warcraft magic cards pokemon comic books build your own computer kind of nerd. I don't have as much time for casual cosplay and LARPing as I'd like, but I can't say I wouldn't do it. Personally, I love it when girls totally dork out. And there's a sad non-feminist side of me that secretly loves when someone is like, "WHOA, You're a chick??" when I talk on headset. Oh my gosh. Headset. I've said too much. Seriously guys, it can be cool. omg. shutting up.
So those are five things. I don't really know what else to tell you. I love talking about myself, so I could go on, but we'll leave it at that.
I TAG THE WORLD. What are your five things?